Saturday, February 24, 2007
Hello everybody..Gong xi gong xi to all avid fans out there...May the year of the Pig bring everyone excessive prosperity and incessant obligations to your wishes...
It has been a long weekend....hope everyone enjoyed themselves and watched their weight too.. For today's topic,we are gonna touch on weighty issues...hahah that of course being how to watch your weight and obviously, how to lose it if you've gained it...Just follow the Diva's simple meal plan to achieving that desired silhouette diva-like body structure...
The rule of thumb is to eat as little as possible or better yet, eat nothing,or u cud do what i do and use food substitutes. The Diva's Weight watcher program is a program that i have just started only today...hope it'll work...ok letz cut the bullshit n get right to it.
For breakfast, i keep it simple. It's probably the least impt meal of the day. Having said that, my breakfast is simply a glass of milk coupled with a stick of cigarette..of course,for those lactose intolerant bitches, orange juice or any other types of juices will suffice as an alternative. Lunch is satisfied with 2 sticks of cigarettes and a glass of 7-up or milk or any beverage of your choice... Now,whenever i feel the hunger pangs strike me in between lunch and dinner,i turn to porn... Trust me babes,porn takes your mind right off the hunger and satisfies it like rum on a good ol winter day...oooh chow...now babyy tahtz what im talkin about...ok..back to dinner...for dinner, this is the time to indulge yourself after a hard day's dieting,but be careful u don't overdo it or end up ruining your day's effort of hardwork...2 sticks of celery,an apple,a glass of wine and cigarette and u'll be on your way to diva-dom...
I just measured my weight n i tip the scales at about 62kg...thatz a fuckin elephant kickin inside my ass...so hopefullly this new program will get me back right in shape of a blissful size 1... stay tuned for more updates and results on my weight loss...
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 8:09 AM

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Thursday, January 11, 2007
Apart from seeing those wonderfully cool animals...obviously there were more than the ones i showed u..haha one of my frens n myself also got to drive the tram around the island...like...how cool is that???? hahahha!!!!















Neh!!!! This is my pictorial evidence of me driving the tram...although the camera screen wasnt big enuff to fit the rest of the passengers...but well...everyone had a pretty good ride...look at those eyes of concentration how they focus on the road...hahahaha!!! now wait till u see raymond's face n body when he is driving....muahahaha















HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!! WTF MAN RAYMOND!!!! who the hell sits like 90 degrees upright with their hands almost straightened at the steering wheel...actually i dun blame u la boy...ur a farking 180cm...itz amazing how u bent ur legs...hahahaha!!!
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 1:43 AM

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Well done D'MILK!!!!!

Congratulations for once again capturing top place for WCOM Project!!!!

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank God,my manager,my management company,all my fans who voted for me muahahahahah!!! im so farkin sadistically insane!!! yea well whatever...anyway...good job guys...top not only in our class but out of 5 classes!!! Pooowwwweeerrrrr!!!! hahahaha
May the spirit of the Milk be always with u...
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 12:50 AM

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
A Day at the Zoooooo!!!!

What a fun day it was at the zoo...not to mention the free entry...hahaha....well there will always be priviledged ppl around and those who seek the priviledged...hahaa...so anyway here r some of my most beloved animals that i wud gladly bring home to raise just like my very own kids...gee i wud really love to have my own animal farm...i love those rare species bitches just like the crocodile bitch....ooh la la bloddy sexy...














First up is the white tiger...look at itz beautiful white striped snowy fur...hmm yum yum... i was thinking to myself how splendid itz skin would look as a jacket on me...no kidding...















Mah fave!!! mah fave mah fave mah notti lil faves...i am utterly shocked by the size of this baby..omg...fucking 10m long!!! not to mention how thick itz body is...wud also make a very quaint and dainty bag to go along with my tiger skin fur coat...hmm...














This is, yes, another tiger...a bitchy one at tat...it was feeling moody n prob in the midst of her PMS...not really my kinda tiger though...i wouldnt buy itz fur to make coat that is...heehee
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 9:14 AM

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Monday, January 01, 2007
Happy New Year one and all...Welcome to the year 2007!!! Im so not farkin excited about it... *bleah*....i just hope im gonna strike it rich this year...the year of my most favourite animal...that being the pig...i love pigs not to mention bak kwa...

Back tracking abit...my dearly beloved friend gave me this badge for a X'mas gift...hahaha itz amazing that someone who only knew me for a year could know me sooo farkin well...hahah















Thank you Chua for this wonderful name tag...yep thatz me...the bitchiest you can ever get... Hahahaha....i swear im gonna pin that tag on my shirt from now on!!! hahaha...You can call me Mr Bitchiest Bitch...
















This marine spa mud mask is one of my latest investments...although it costs a mere $5.90 from watson's but itz abilities are amazing...i tried it once and my skin (although still very much scratched from the farkin facial bitches) felt soft,smooth n springy!!! Girls should really give this a shot...to get that *doink* *doink* feel on their skin...and perhaps...be as pretty as me??? wahahah!!! im so thick skinned...
Anyway...Happy New YEar all!!
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 6:44 AM

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Saturday, November 25, 2006
Hi...
it's been a long time since I was last here...anyway right now...i'd just like everyone to join me in loving memory of my little puppy who was recently given away and this entry is specially for Baby Percy.
It was like probably the most cruel thing to ever do and a part of me has gone with him. I bought him and he was my first lil baby that i carried in my arms.I can still kinda remember the smell on his lil head...very much like a real baby's smell...soft and powdery. I couldnt stop cryin... cuz I love him so very much...I don't think i'd ever be able to come to terms with his departure from me..The saddest thing is probably the fact that i'd never be able to see him again for the rest of my life...And i will never ever forgive myself for not loving him more than i could have, for not listening to his every need and for scolding him everytime he was naughty...And this will live to be in my conscience for as long as i live...















Bye baby...Im so sorry for all the wrong things i've done to you...I hope u'll be happier at your new home...I LOVE you..forever and ever...i promise i won't ever forget you baby...
Percy
25th November 2006
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 6:03 AM

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Thursday, October 12, 2006
omg omg omg!!! i just got a sudden inspiration for this blog entry...so cool!!! i noe this self questionaiire thing is old school and some mite even think it to be lame...but while ur here,allow me to remind u that this is MY blog,so shut the fuck up,sit down n jolly well read the whole damn thing...wahahahah...

1. Have you ever been kissed?
@ Duh!!!

2. Where's zee most memorable place u've been kissed at?
@ my ass...literally...geographically it wud have to be IMH...

3. What turns you on?
@ intelligence,money,good fashion sense,humour...remote controller?

4. What turns you off?
@ my reflection in the mirror...

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done?
@ walk into HMV and askin the sales person,how do i get to HMV?

6. What's the grossest thing you've done?
@ aww..shucks..do we really have to get into this? ok,bursting a huge pimple right into my friend's specs...wahahaha!!! the pus n seed was on his glasses!!! wahahahahaha!!!! n yes..it was a truth or dare shit...

7. Do you have a crush on someone now?
@ fuck you...thatz my secret...ask something more sensible...

8. Alrite..how many times a day do you spank the monkey?
@ spank what monkey? don't you mean spank the banana???

9. Who was the first girl you kissed?
@ hmm...a eurasian girl called melissa...way back in kindergarthen....i still remember she kissed me after giving me tissue paper to eat...apparently she told me that was chewing gum... :S

10. How many times were you rejected by a girl?
@ 7

11. How many times were u accepted by a girl?
@ Zero

12. What do you like doing your free time?
@ staying free...

13. What do u like in a girl?
@ hmmm...acceptance,trust and compromise...

14. Good answer. Describe your dream girl.
@ make that my dream woman...ehhh i wud love a girl somewhere in her 40s...good career, intellectual,matured,loving...yeah...

15. Basically you love the cradle snatchers?
@ fuck off...letz end here...im sick of this....
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 12:30 AM

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Sunday, October 08, 2006
Man...all this was taken while waiting for Mr Birthday Boy to go cut his freakin cake..wahaha...
hahaha...i think i did it again...embarassing myself n everyone else behind the camera...they were all lookin on as i put my tongue right onto the glass...yea...eeew! hhahaha
Laladelalaladlaelaldlae......
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 9:15 AM

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this is swell...listening to little richard's good golly miss molly as im bloggin...the haze has let up..n the night is tenderly pristine..awww...shucks...school's starting in another week's time..i miss my holidays...i love sleeping late n wakin up in the afternoons...bliss...

Yea...this was taken at a fren's party...a few of us went..n didnt noe anyone else!! so...we ended up entertaining ourselves...was killing ants on the table...how exciting..

My assholic friend who's a bloody Man U fan...hahaha!!! oh by the way...fuck u back jason!!! wahahah!!!

all the ants were exterminated....yea...terrorists win...got a call from nyabel...askin me wat i was doin...well darlin...u can now see wat i was doin when u called...

shit...boy that was some girl in a bikini....long legs,pink polka dot bikini with a see through butt panty...hahaha!!!!
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 8:21 AM

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