Saturday, February 24, 2007
Hello everybody..Gong xi gong xi to all avid fans out there...May the year of the Pig bring everyone excessive prosperity and incessant obligations to your wishes...
It has been a long weekend....hope everyone enjoyed themselves and watched their weight too.. For today's topic,we are gonna touch on weighty issues...hahah that of course being how to watch your weight and obviously, how to lose it if you've gained it...Just follow the Diva's simple meal plan to achieving that desired silhouette diva-like body structure...
The rule of thumb is to eat as little as possible or better yet, eat nothing,or u cud do what i do and use food substitutes. The Diva's Weight watcher program is a program that i have just started only today...hope it'll work...ok letz cut the bullshit n get right to it.
For breakfast, i keep it simple. It's probably the least impt meal of the day. Having said that, my breakfast is simply a glass of milk coupled with a stick of cigarette..of course,for those lactose intolerant bitches, orange juice or any other types of juices will suffice as an alternative. Lunch is satisfied with 2 sticks of cigarettes and a glass of 7-up or milk or any beverage of your choice... Now,whenever i feel the hunger pangs strike me in between lunch and dinner,i turn to porn... Trust me babes,porn takes your mind right off the hunger and satisfies it like rum on a good ol winter day...oooh chow...now babyy tahtz what im talkin about...ok..back to dinner...for dinner, this is the time to indulge yourself after a hard day's dieting,but be careful u don't overdo it or end up ruining your day's effort of hardwork...2 sticks of celery,an apple,a glass of wine and cigarette and u'll be on your way to diva-dom...
I just measured my weight n i tip the scales at about 62kg...thatz a fuckin elephant kickin inside my ass...so hopefullly this new program will get me back right in shape of a blissful size 1... stay tuned for more updates and results on my weight loss...
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