Thursday, October 12, 2006
omg omg omg!!! i just got a sudden inspiration for this blog entry...so cool!!! i noe this self questionaiire thing is old school and some mite even think it to be lame...but while ur here,allow me to remind u that this is MY blog,so shut the fuck up,sit down n jolly well read the whole damn thing...wahahahah...
1. Have you ever been kissed?
@ Duh!!!
2. Where's zee most memorable place u've been kissed at?
@ my ass...literally...geographically it wud have to be IMH...
3. What turns you on?
@ intelligence,money,good fashion sense,humour...remote controller?
4. What turns you off?
@ my reflection in the mirror...
5. What's the stupidest thing you've done?
@ walk into HMV and askin the sales person,how do i get to HMV?
6. What's the grossest thing you've done?
@ aww..shucks..do we really have to get into this? ok,bursting a huge pimple right into my friend's specs...wahahaha!!! the pus n seed was on his glasses!!! wahahahahaha!!!! n yes..it was a truth or dare shit...
7. Do you have a crush on someone now?
@ fuck you...thatz my secret...ask something more sensible...
8. Alrite..how many times a day do you spank the monkey?
@ spank what monkey? don't you mean spank the banana???
9. Who was the first girl you kissed?
@ hmm...a eurasian girl called melissa...way back in kindergarthen....i still remember she kissed me after giving me tissue paper to eat...apparently she told me that was chewing gum... :S
10. How many times were you rejected by a girl?
@ 7
11. How many times were u accepted by a girl?
@ Zero
12. What do you like doing your free time?
@ staying free...
13. What do u like in a girl?
@ hmmm...acceptance,trust and compromise...
14. Good answer. Describe your dream girl.
@ make that my dream woman...ehhh i wud love a girl somewhere in her 40s...good career, intellectual,matured,loving...yeah...
15. Basically you love the cradle snatchers?
@ fuck off...letz end here...im sick of this....
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 12:30 AM
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Sunday, October 08, 2006
Man...all this was taken while waiting for Mr Birthday Boy to go cut his freakin cake..wahaha...
hahaha...i think i did it again...embarassing myself n everyone else behind the camera...they were all lookin on as i put my tongue right onto the glass...yea...eeew! hhahaha
Laladelalaladlaelaldlae......
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 9:15 AM
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this is swell...listening to little richard's good golly miss molly as im bloggin...the haze has let up..n the night is tenderly pristine..awww...shucks...school's starting in another week's time..i miss my holidays...i love sleeping late n wakin up in the afternoons...bliss...
Yea...this was taken at a fren's party...a few of us went..n didnt noe anyone else!! so...we ended up entertaining ourselves...was killing ants on the table...how exciting..
My assholic friend who's a bloody Man U fan...hahaha!!! oh by the way...fuck u back jason!!! wahahah!!!
all the ants were exterminated....yea...terrorists win...got a call from nyabel...askin me wat i was doin...well darlin...u can now see wat i was doin when u called...
shit...boy that was some girl in a bikini....long legs,pink polka dot bikini with a see through butt panty...hahaha!!!!
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 8:21 AM
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Saturday, October 07, 2006
The haze has hit us...
this motherfuckin haze has really gotten to me...it chokes,suffocates n causes nausea in me...damn it...when will those farmers over there ever learn not to burn n hurt Mother Nature... those bitches...wish i cud knife them with a pitchfork...anyway...nothing much happened this week..stayed home the whole week!!! yes,itz not because i have no life...well apart from that..hahha!! i actually finally managed to scrimp n scrounge enuff money to do a minor procedure on my face by the wonderful Dr Joyce Lim...call me vain,but can i help it if itz a superficial n plastic world that we live in? like they say,if u can't beat them,join em...so yea..hell no am i gonna be able to add depth to the shallow mentality of the masses...so i'll just sink and be shallow myself...hahaha...anyway,back to the issue at hand...it was a really painful procedure that left me sorta slightly disfigured for this whole week...but ahhh well,itz worth it in the long run...
I remember just the other day...this so-called friend of mine...asked me to take a look at his blog...i thought perhaps he was like me,a newbie at blogs n so very excited to show off his new creation...lo and behold...in his fuckin blog was tonnes n tonnes of photos of his narcissistic self at posh restaurants,hotels and the glitziest parties...it was fucked up..yea sure...i dun eat at the most glitzy of restaurants,i can't even afford to buy a goddamn candy bar from the four seasons hotel...n yea...i dun attend glitzy parties where every1 smiles their cutesy lil fake smiles n dress to the nines...neither do i own expensive material shit like this friend of mine does...for a moment..it sunk me...i felt i didnt have much of ammunition to hit that motherfucker back with..but then again..im pretty happy with my life...well,no four seasons hotel lunch buffet for me tatz for sure,but at least i work for my own keep...i don't stretch out my prissy lil hand to my parents n then show it off to the world like i own it...everything,or at least most of the things i have now,was gained from my own hardwork n strategic financial planning(woootz...sounds chim)..hhahahaa...so i guess these rich people,prob never get to taste wat i call satisfaction...the only satisfaction they'll ever get is from stuffin their dollars and cents right up their fuckin asses n throwin it out thru their nostrils..(so now u noe y rich ppl have flaringly huge nostrils...itz where their fuckin loot comes out of)...please dun get me wrong...i have absolutely nothing against rich ppl..in fact,i noe some very rich but yet very down-to-earth people...i just hate show-offs...next time another motherfucker comes showin off to me,im gonna show them my hairy ass...n tell them tatz my fortune in there...look n dig hard enuff n u'll find some good shit...
Well...tatz enuff for one day...nite nite everybody...sleep tite...i noe some1's gonna be tuckin into his fuckin king sized bed with his quilts n butlers waiting around...not me though..i just hope his bed is big enuff for his balls n ego...
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 1:45 AM
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Monday, October 02, 2006
ooh wow lookie who are here...the supermodels christy ian turlington and miss naomi koustav campbell have landed...hahaha!!! the 2 narcissistic vainpot egomaniacs...hhahaha...
Yum Slurp Burp...not gonna tell u what gorgeous shit caught my eye...wahahahah...
Da 3 stooges!!!
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 9:52 AM
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This is what you get for making too much noise! From now on,thou shalt not bark more than 5 words a day...n thou shalt sleep in a blue basket by thyself...wahahahhahaa!!! my cutesy darling lil baby boy...soooo cute...poor thing...we had to isolate him by his lil self cuz he was makin wayyy toooo much conversation...hehe
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 9:49 AM
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So well,there we were...on home soil once again...well,me n kous kinda got bored after a while of walkin around the school n all..so we found ourselves a nice lil playground...hahah...n yes,we let the lil fuckin kids in us out for a nice fling...next thing we knew,...hahaha!!! we were up n the high wall singing at the top of our voices...n posing as models...heh heh...
Koustav : This.....is.....your best shot....muahahahha (think Tyra Banks on ANTM)
Ian : This....is your best shot...wahahhaha!!!(Tyra i love you!!!) Am really glad i still got it!!! hahaha...
So that's us on the wall for u...doin our thang...struttin our stuff...
I just love this shirt!!! i made it myself...fyi...yes yes im multi talented...n like janice i can walk,talk,snort coke n take photos...so well yea...i love the print cuz i did it...n i feel oh so darlin about it...wahahahah...
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 9:35 AM
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Went down memory lane that day.. was nice to be back on familiar grounds of my alma mater..for those of u who do not noe,yes im a Saint...hard to believe either way...haha...but yea..i was from SAS...n my advise is never sent your son to that school...wahaha...anyway managed to capture some shots of it...
This building u see above is the Church Of Ascension...i have no idea wat it is apart from the fact that it is a church...never seen it around while i was still in school...hmm..interesting...
Pink is a manly colour...Really tasteful to use pink especially for an all guy's school...The person who tot of using pink for an all male school must be one helluva metrosexual ass...
The tower where the Saints flag is flown up high...yea yea yea..n all that shit about dunno wat fuckin up n on...
This here...is the ehh erm...secondary school...well,at least it yellow...yellow yellow dirty fellow...tee hee hee...
-Blogspotsux crashed n burned 6:46 AM
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